The internet is a treasure trove of original fiction! Here we dig through and try and find the next big thing.
Episodes
Thursday Nov 28, 2019
Thursday Nov 28, 2019
Guests:
Toxic Gold: He once laid eyes upon his true soul mate. She was in line at Dunkin' donuts. His knees began to shake as his stomach curled into a thick knot. He then realized he only had one shot. One deep breath... then he willed up his courage and cut the line up to her. Visibly confused, the cashier and woman look at him waiting for some response. He then says to them "Two slightly long cream filled donuts for me and the cultured lady please." They never spoke again.
Join Fancy Octopus and Toxic Gold as they release their auras all over "Of Yokai and Hopeless Romantics" by pewternatural.
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Thursday Nov 14, 2019
Thursday Nov 14, 2019
Guest:
Matt Hocker - He called me at roughly 3:45 AM on a Saturday. Said I was needed down at the station. I wasn't sure for what but I wasn't one to argue with a PI. I slipped on a suit and caught a quick cab downtown. He was tense in his office. Synthesizers blaring and looping filled the air like sirens. And much like sirens they only drew me in, closer to my inevitable doom. That is when he looked up and everything stopped....He asked one question....."Did you hack my egg salad?"
First we get a little random and little deep and some might even say a little wheezy, but I wouldn't, when we break down "Brian and Eric: Some Random Tat" by Warner Hedgehog. Next we pay close attention as we have our lives saved by the insides doctor while crawling through "Hacks: The Appearance Of Mallory" by Joshua Hall.
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Thursday Oct 31, 2019
Thursday Oct 31, 2019
Guests:
Toxic Gold: He has succeeded in finding his children. But another problem beset him, they were in love! Toxic was not ready to marry off his 23 year old twin daughters, so he sent them a mysterious boarding school in upstate NY. Little did he know it was a boarding school..... of romance!
What's the most important part of school? Exactly finding a boyfriend! But there so many fish in the see what kind of net does a yokai use? Come see if Beni-chan can catch a boy in "Of Yokai and Hopeless Romantics" by pewternatural.
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Thursday Oct 24, 2019
Thursday Oct 24, 2019
Guests:
Toxic Gold: He nearly flew into the sun when rising to fame as a soundcloud rapper. But fame changed him and he did not like the look. So he escaped to the simple farm life and felt content. However, a cephalopod (identity withheld for their safety) kidnapped his children. Now Toxic Gold must search every nook and cranny of Fort Gary Indiana to find them. He took a little break to join us today.
Are you searching for love? Do all you friends seem to find it so easy? Are you a yokai spirit adopted by two 9-tail foxes attempting to become class president? YES YES and YES! Then you definetly relate to Benhimie in "Of Yokai and Hopeless Romantics" by pewternatural.
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Thursday Oct 10, 2019
Thursday Oct 10, 2019
Guests:
Seth: Was really excited about spoken word until he found out the bars are not made of chocolate.
Sometimes life gives you lemons, and those lemons are overripe and essentially inedible. It's those days where you want to distract your hunger with some edgy poetry. So bring you lemon-less belly over here and dive into some internet poetry with us!
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Thursday Sep 26, 2019
Thursday Sep 26, 2019
Guests:
Thomas: After almost burning up in the atmosphere upon re-entry, Thomas came to the revelation he might be coming in too hot. In an attempt to mediate the problem he has taken love as a philosophy to try and cool down. He has also tried wearing leather jackets and sunglasses inside.
Charlie: I am so close to proving this guy is just a bunch of squirrels in a trench coat! While we were recording he attempted to open a beer, normal enough, but little claws NOT FINGERS opened the tab! Also he shed all over my new white leather couch! I am so closing to blowing the lid off this conspiracy they might make a Nut Job after me!
Join us as we drink the the thick milkshake of HYPOCRISY in "Miracle Milkshakes" by WaspSt1ng. Next we will to try convince some protestants that they should totally bone brad and keef a little afterwards in "Teddy Bear Blues" by Benders Breakfast.
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Thursday Sep 12, 2019
Thursday Sep 12, 2019
Guests:
Charlie: Charlie decided he wanted to be a teacher, but he had never gotten a degree (probably because he still hasn't proven he isn't squirrels in a trench coat) and so had trouble securing a position. Then he found Prager University. They hired him without even checking under his trench coat! He began teaching the masses until he realized that global warming was about to turn his Oak tree home into beach front property. While considering the amazing financial benefits of owning beach front property, he remembered he can't swim and is terrified of crabs!!!! So he stopped making unaccredited 5 minute videos for Dennis Prager so he can join us to today.
Hyena: One time me an Hyena decided to be radical and watch some skateboarding. As we watched the 12 year old YouTube skateboards make us look like punks an old man burst into Hyena's apartment. "How dare they skate on public property the HEATHENS!" We were scared and not sure what to do. "Back in my day good kids didn't skizzy board or look at their phoney magoos!" The old man intensified until Hyena saved the day and turned on Fox News. Soon the man was subdued and calmly watching. Eventually he died in the chair and now Hyena's apartment is rent controlled from the tragedy.
Today we get political as we read the story "Twas the Day Before Easter" by Lance C. Then we do a good old dive into some Poetry!
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Thursday Aug 29, 2019
Thursday Aug 29, 2019
Guests:
Thomas: We found him inside an Igloo brand Igloo. It was quite cozy and cold and we had a fun party. However it was very unsustainable and costly since we were it was situated in a Walmart parking lot in the middle of a summer heat wave. The EPA had to shut us down but those 2 weeks were pretty cool.
Jacob: Says he is a good old american boy with a propeller hat and shorts, yet I have seen evidence to the contrary. I saw him sneaking around the Ohio hot dog convention administrative tents. He is a notorious hot dog hater and so I am still tailing his latest efforts. I have found nothing too incriminating, other the multiple violent crimes he commits against defenseless hot dogs behind the Krogers.
Are spirits trying to talk to us? Well the best way to find out is contact them directly! We do exactly that as we read "Ouija" by annabethchase6. Next we have a fan story showing us the dark political future of the USA. Come join the revolution in "New Dawn" by Sassy Historian.
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Thursday Jul 25, 2019
Thursday Jul 25, 2019
Guests
Thomas: If you change one letter in his name and rearrange it you will get somebody who only likes half of Taco Bell's menu.
Jacob: Used to maul drug addicts in Russia to make a living. He still does but it's just for fun now.
Brett: I found him in a bamboo cage behind the abandoned Hasting's. I trained and fixed him up and he finally passed the Turing test by being on this podcast.
Come join us as we revisit the lost story "Force of Nature" by Dakk Tribal. Also listen to us stumble onto the strangest case of plagiarism with "By The Book" by PickleGarden which is a carbon copy of "Gorilla Virus" by Gina Dellago.
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Thursday Jul 11, 2019
Thursday Jul 11, 2019
Vampires! They are everywhere! They surround me and they get all the cool girls. Why do good girls like bad vampires? Wells its because they are immortal but can die when they want to be dramatic.
God please let me be a vampire, a southern one at that. My life is pathetic and pale compared to the taut and tan vampire life of Talon Lumbus. Thats how I describe it, TTT: Taut Tan Talon. He supposed to have some brother named Seth or Sycthe or whatever who care we got taut homeboy Talon and his british bud Chris dies alot.
We lost track! We were supposed to talk about brothers! But Talon threw his brother aside and it frustrated us! So hear us out on our thoughts of "Lumbus Brothers" by Talon.